To: Morgana
That is very tone deaf and disrespectful. But hey, anything for a laugh, right Amica?
15 posted on
04/12/2024 10:20:19 PM PDT by
Bullish
(...And just like that, I was off the ping list.)
To: Bullish
Well, try THIS one...
An American farmer's dog died suddenly after a long and happy life. He visited a Catholic priest to arrange a funeral. Farmer: I'd like to have a proper funeral for my dog, who died last night. Can you undertake this?
Priest: I'm sorry, we don't conduct funerals for pets. You can try the Christian church down the road - I think they perform dog funerals.
Farmer: All right. But do you think $25,000 will be enough to cover their expenses for the service?
Priest: Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic? |
16 posted on
04/12/2024 10:26:13 PM PDT by
Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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