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Lutheran Pastor Praises God as Promiscuous ‘Femme’ Who ‘Wiggles Her Wide Hips at You’
Protestia ^ | July 15, 2023 | staff

Posted on 07/17/2023 6:31:32 AM PDT by Morgana

The Evangelical Lutheran Church of America (ELCA) is a simmering cauldron of blasphemy and mephistopjlean angst, to the point that sitting through an actual church service at one of their pagan temples is a foretaste of the hell that awaits them if they don’t repent. Some of the denomination’s greatest hits include:

Woke Church Newsletter Invites Congregants To Help Pay for Abortions and Abortion Pills

Pastrix Says Jesus Called Syrophoenician Woman a ‘B*****’ + “Jesus Screwed Up, She Redeems Him”

Queer ELCA Pastrix Ordained With Drag Queen Nuns While Jennifer Knapp Serenades

This brings us to Lura Groen, the pastrix of Abiding Savior Lutheran Church in Columbia, MD. She is quite possibly the grossest clergy we’ve ever written about, claiming that Jesus was trying to SEDUCE the woman at the well, that there are lesbian angels’ who ‘consensually’ flirt with queer christian women, and comparing the mystery of the Trinity to the luridness of sadomasochism and BDSM.

Last we wrote about her, she was praising and endorsing hookups, premarital sex, and polyamory. and saying that Jesus has ‘Other Lovers’ besides the Christian church.In a series of posts on social media she writes:

Though some may want to dismiss her as a crackpot loon, Groen isn’t a nobody, even though it wouldn’t matter if she were. Instead, she continues to rise in the ranks through the ELCA. Four years ago, she was elected to the Discipline Committee of the Delaware-Maryland Synod, where she enjoys a close friendship with the Bishop. She has also spoken on at least one panel with Elizabeth Eaton, the head of the ELCA. Those in power know who she is and how she behaves and are entirely and utterly supportive.


TOPICS: General Discusssion; Mainline Protestant; Ministry/Outreach
KEYWORDS: elca; lgbt; lutheran; notreallylutheran; pastorette
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1 posted on 07/17/2023 6:31:32 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

As it is written their rock is not our Rock.. That tree of the knowledge of good and evil seduced mother Eve…


2 posted on 07/17/2023 6:33:22 AM PDT by Just mythoughts (Psalm 2. Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?)
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To: Morgana

3 posted on 07/17/2023 6:35:42 AM PDT by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: Morgana

The Bible said there would be days like this.


4 posted on 07/17/2023 6:35:52 AM PDT by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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To: Morgana

They’re as much a church as Charles Manson lunatics were a “family”!


5 posted on 07/17/2023 6:36:37 AM PDT by RedMonqey ("A republic, if you can keep it" Benjam Franklin.)
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To: Morgana; lightman

ELCA
Egomaniacal
Lesbitarian
Cult of
America


6 posted on 07/17/2023 6:42:24 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Cracker...)
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To: Morgana

The XXXA is an apostate left-wing politico-religious cult.


7 posted on 07/17/2023 6:43:19 AM PDT by Carl Vehse (Move the Overton window to the right with defenestration.)
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To: Morgana

Pastors doing to their churches what politicians are doing to the country. It’s like a conspiracy to destroy everything from the ground up, but it doesn’t look like a conspiracy of men.


8 posted on 07/17/2023 6:44:24 AM PDT by Spok (“I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!” Is )
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9 posted on 07/17/2023 6:51:30 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: Spok

Why do all these women “pastors” make Jane Hathaway look attractive?


10 posted on 07/17/2023 6:54:03 AM PDT by Ray Lomas
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To: Huskrrrr

11 posted on 07/17/2023 7:02:31 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

That is worth some kind of award. ;-D


12 posted on 07/17/2023 7:03:17 AM PDT by GingisK
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To: Just mythoughts

[Queer ELCA Pastrix Ordained With Drag Queen Nuns While Jennifer Knapp Serenades]

In case anyone didn’t know, Jennifer Knapp (of Chanute, Kansas) had a Christian music career going, until she came out as a lesbian.


13 posted on 07/17/2023 7:04:32 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Ray Lomas

Not all woman Pastors look like these deranged lesbians. Only the angry ones present like this. There are many attractive and conservative Pastors in the Lutheran Church, however getting to be fewer in the ELCA


14 posted on 07/17/2023 7:06:26 AM PDT by up hermit
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To: Carl Vehse

They’re nothing but heretics.


15 posted on 07/17/2023 7:10:24 AM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Morgana

I feel bad for the gullible older people who have terminal cases of normalcy bias and are still in ELCA congregations, but the alarmingly wicked ELCA is immolating itself on a big, rainbow altar to Molech.


16 posted on 07/17/2023 7:11:01 AM PDT by niteowl77
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To: SaveFerris

I did not know.. I have met some Lutherans.. Other than Luther, the persona is much like the Catholics I know..


17 posted on 07/17/2023 7:13:34 AM PDT by Just mythoughts (Psalm 2. Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?)
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To: Morgana

Martin Luther and his hammer are needed again


18 posted on 07/17/2023 7:15:42 AM PDT by bigbob (Q)
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To: Spok

“Pastors doing to their churches what politicians are doing to the country. It’s like a conspiracy to destroy everything from the ground up, but it doesn’t look like a conspiracy of men.”

I could not agree more. I just can’t understand why people remain at these “churches”.


19 posted on 07/17/2023 7:15:50 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
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To: Just mythoughts
Another set before I hit the sack for a few hours.




20 posted on 07/17/2023 7:24:54 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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