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1 posted on 06/03/2023 8:01:09 PM PDT by marshmallow
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Three guys are captured by a tribe of natives in a far off land. They are brought before the tribal leader who gives them a choice. He says, “what will you have, death or bunga?”. The first guys thinks, hmmm wonder what bunga is. “I’ll take the bunga”. The tribal leader says, “good”. Then a dozen tribal members line up and give it to him in the rear. The tribal leader turns to the second guy and gives him the choice, death, or bunga. The second guy thinks, hmm, that bunga thing is pretty nasty. But death is permanent, “I’ll take the bunga”. Tribal leader says, “good”, and a hundred tribesmen line up and give him the bunga. The tribal leader gives the choice to the third captive. He thinks a while, hmm, first it was a dozen, then it was a hundred, I don’t know man. Heck with it, “I’ll take death”. The tribal leader says, “good, death .... by bunga”.

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2 posted on 06/03/2023 8:23:23 PM PDT by griffin (When you have to shoot, SHOOT; don't talk. -Tuco)
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I praise God for his good and faithful servants St. Charles Lwanga and his companions! May their joy overflow Nd peal through eternity forevermore Amen!


3 posted on 06/03/2023 8:31:11 PM PDT by Theophilus (flush the alphabet soup!)
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Headline doesn’t match the article.

More research is required.


4 posted on 06/03/2023 8:40:04 PM PDT by Bratch
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I have a 3rd class relic of St. Charles Lwanga. It was given to me by the family of an elderly woman after she died. I took Communion to her for three years and they were no longer practicing Catholics.

They also gave me the rosary her priest brother gave her on her 1st Communion in 1930 and a small crucifix in a box her other priest brother used when he said Mass in the field during WWII.

I was happy to get these precious articles of the faith but sad they didn’t know or care about their significance.


7 posted on 06/03/2023 9:38:15 PM PDT by Jvette (Still MAGA)
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This is why Uganda passes laws against homosexuality. They have a sordid history!

But Ted (#LGBTQI) Cruz excoriates Uganda for their stand against Sodomy!?!
9 posted on 06/04/2023 4:48:13 AM PDT by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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