I agree. They both suck.
So let’s settle this ridiculous, avoidable, awful war by having these two principles line up and
1) see who can play piano best with his penis
2) who can lay the best kiss on a boy (Joe Biden can join this one)
3) who can get the best hotel suite at Davos.
4) who has the biggest yacht seized by Italy
Eff them all, and eff all the globalists who are dragging us into this.
I still say the solution is to put zel the clown and pootie the thug in a cage with knives and let them have it out. And drop the cage into the deepest part of the ocean once they’re inside it.