[Popman]

4. I don’t have to give my money to a church, so that the pastor can afford his own personal jet.

I hope you aren't stupid enough to believe that.

5. People don’t look down on me intellectually because I believe silly Bible stories like Noah and his ark.

Almost every ancient civilization has similar story in their history. You can't be that ignorant.

6. I don’t have to prepare for an afterlife I believe I will never get. I instead enjoy the life I already have.

Ever hear of Pascal Wager? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_wager

[TexasGator]

I can believe $150k + house + car in a town of 33k with a mean household income of $33k. Circa 2002.