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Metropolitan Community Church of Rehoboth will host a program entitled Homosexuality and the Bible, an In-Depth Study, from 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m., Saturday, Oct. 26. This seminar will show that the Bible does not condemn homosexuality. <<
In related news, I will be hosting a program called Whales and Herman Meville's Moby Dick: An In-Depth Study. This seminar will demonstrate that the novel Moby Dick does not feature any any whales.