[NKP_Vet]

“For the record I wish they’d allow Priests to marry, it would be the beginning of the end for the lavender mafia infecting the Church.”

The Lavendar Mafia are homosexual priests. How would allowing straight priests to get married do away with the sex abuse problem, when the vast majority of sex abuse cases involve homosexual priests molesting young teenage boys?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You could require that they be married to a woman before being admitted.

If, they screamed "Ewwww, girls are icky." then you should question if they should be allowed to be a priest.

[Impy]

I didn’t mention boy rape (not every fag is a boy raper) but because Priests can’t marry like most men would want to, you have a disproportionate number of queers coming into seminaries.

Letting more normal men in will reduced the % of fags and thus their power. There’s a priest shortage too.