I've tried talking to some New Agers in the past, and it's as though one lobe of their brain doesn't know what the other is doing. They invoke science to criticize Christian belief as irrational superstition, but all science goes out the window when it concerns the weird chants they engage in to bring forth the energy of "Mother Earth Spirit" or whatever other nonsense they believe in.
Throw the Flying Spaghetti Monster at them, they all know what that is, having used it to mock Christians before. They’ve been touched by his noodly appendage.