[Snickering Hound]

When your pastor is a frequent guest on 'Oprah' and she attends a service, you're in the wrong church.

If after you having your church remodeled and you invite Nancy Pelosi for the grand opening and she actually shows up...You're in the wrong church.

[metmom]

If your pastor appears on Larry King live and won’t say that Jesus is the only way to God, you’re in the wrong church.