Calling The Onion - The Eye of the Tiber - Babylon Bee.
But is satire ever possible anymore? Goober peas, this guy is a self-parody.
(Pounds head on mousepad.)
Sorondo actually said it, and yes, it was pretty stunning. Needless to say, the European press is loving it.
Oh...one more thing. Arturo Sosa, head of the Jesuits, turned up sitting cross-legged with his hands up stretched at a Buddhist service the other day.
I honestly think they’ve all gone mad. But one thing is certain, they wouldnt be doing this if they didn’t think their boss approved.