[Mr. Lucky]

Knock me over with a feather.

[Svartalfiar]

In the growing churches, 93 per cent of clergy and 83 per cent of the congregation affirmed that Jesus rose from the dead, leaving an empty tomb. In the declining churches, only 56 per cent of clergy and 67 per cent of the congregation affirmed this.

Sounds like the newer churches are doing a better job convincing Jews to come to their services. Or something like that.