Cricket is the TICKET! ...for those who deny God and the physical laws of the universe.
I thought about applying for it just to send with my resume that I can: hold a cricket and tickle it until it spits up a ball of gook; bait one on a hook just right, hold two crickets while they engage in an epic slap-fight, and win a stare-down contest with one. Except they’re probably a gaggle of leftists who wouldn’t see the humor.