[Fai Mao]

Are they caused by white people driving SUV’s resulting in global warming?

If not they aren’t science

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Actually evil SUV's played their part in preventing us from seeing these gravity waves earlier. The scientists had to filter out all the satanic gravitational effects from MONSTROUS SUV's driving near the detectors.

Of course the wonderfully streamlined trains, buses, and other forms of mass transit generate gravitational waves that didn't impact the detector in any way.

At least that's what my liberal friends told me.