Wow.
A religion pimp.
On tip-toe?
Hmmmmmm ..?? Somehow the *Spirit* got lost in the shuffle.
Walking by the Spirit means that you pray in the Spirit before making decisions. When you pray in the Spirit, you speak in an unknown tongue.
You can acquire this unknown tongue by receiving the Baptism of the Holy Spirit. It is right there in your Bible if you just take the time to find it. In the upper room, where all the Disciples and Mary gathered after the crucifixion of Jesus, they began to pray AND THEY WERE ALL FILLED WITH THE SPIRIT AND BEGAN SPEAKING IN OTHER TONGUES.
When you are Baptized in the Holy Spirit and you begin praying in the Spirit, you begin to understand more deeply the truths of the Bible. Receiving revelation from what you are reading in the Bible is just one of the many benefits.
This TV preacher is winding up his pitch and raises his voice: “Brothers and Sisters! If you are in pain, put your right hand on top of your television set and place your other hand over that part of your body that ails you-ah!
The lady of the house was having some real stomach distress so she started to get up to go to the TV—but her husband had got there first.
He had one hand on the TV and one hand covering his zipper.
His wife was a little angry with him so snapped, “Ed, he was talking about a cure, not raising the dead!”
See, Ed had been to see the doctor but his nurse had been really rude.
She asked him at the sliding glass window, “What’s the problem today Mr. Wojohowitz?”
And he said in a loud voice, “My penis really hurts!”
She asked him to lower his voice and whispered to him, “Go sit down, calm down and when you come back, say you have a problem with, well, let’s say ...your ear.”
“I suppose so, “ he replied.
So a few minutes later he stands in front of the glass window again.
The nurse looks up, and says, “Ah, yes. How can we help you today?”
And Ed says, “My ... ear hurts.”
What kind of trouble are you having with your ear?”
He hesitated and then said, “I can’t pee out of it.”
So he found another doctor and ...
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