I wonder if he went to confession first - probably not, because I’m sure he would have been in there for a looooooong time!
Heh heh, I imagine Francis would probably be like “Father Rivera” from the old George Carlin routine....
And all the Irish guys that were heavily into puberty... would go to confession to Father Rivera. ‘Cause he didn’t seem to understand the sins, y’know...or at least he didn’t take them personally, you know. It wasn’t an affront to him. There was no big theological harangue; he didn’t chew you out. He was known as a “light penance”. In and out, three “Hail, Mary’s”, you’re back on the street with Father Rivera, man. You could see the line move; that’s how fast he was working. But he wasn’t ready for the way Irish boys were confessing at that time and that place...
“Uh, bless me, Father, for I have sinned...Uh, I touched myself in an impure manner. I was impure, impurity and impureness. Thought, word indeed. Body, touch, impure, sex, dirty. Impure legs, impureness. Touch, impure dirty body, sex, rub and covet; heavy on the covet, Father, uh..”
“That’s OK, man! Tres Ave Marias!”...You’d be home in five minutes, you know?