“The Rockets-to-Sockets & Nuts-to-Butts Day Parade”
*Celebrating St. Patrick chasing the snakes out of their Glory Holes.
An Irishman is sitting at a bar drinking a beer.
A homo prances in from the parade and whispers in his ear, “Can I give you a blow-job?”
The Irishman stands up and knocks him down.
The bartender asks him, “Now Paddy, why did you go and do that?”
And the Irishman replied, “He said sumpin’ about me gettin’ a job.”