We're of Scots extraction.
Been Christians for a thousand years and more.
Not particularly keen on being lectured on the topic
by someone who picked up the habit last year.
Church of Scotland in Terminal Decline? (LINK)
Let me, however, recommend to you the category of N00b Christians, which you seem to disparage. It is a category which includes so many of my admired friends and mentors --- they are ardent and knowledgeable tribe. And of course "recent convert Christian" is a category which comprises all the writers of the Gospels and Epistles, and in fact every Saint of the New Testament.
They -- N00bies --- are among the hottest assets of the Church.
Its aiming pretty high, but let's aspire to be as profitable to the Lord as they are.
And how many Scots were martyred for being Christian last year? Your ideas of Africa are 50 years out of date.
And African priests have worked in American mission fields for years. We had several in our Tulsa diocese.
There are even Christian movies made in Africa on you tube.