I was driving through the barley fields north of Sacramento on my way to work. Fr. Neuhous was passing time with Raymond Arroyo waiting for something to report from the St. Peter's Square.
Fr. John: There is that cartouche in Salzburg...
Arroyo: Father, perhaps later [bells heard ringing]...
Italian accent: ...Iozzzeph Ratttzzzingggerrr
He looked at me in confusion and said, "They elected a rap singer as Pope?"