[Moonman62]

All the other megachurch pastors have a jet. Why can’t I have one, too?

[Idaho_Cowboy]

All the other megachurch pastors have a jet. Why can’t I have one, too?

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Because of your lack of faith brother. Now you need to BELIEVEEEE IN THE LAAWD and he will bless. You words are powerful get down on your knees and confess to JEEEEEEEEZUSSSS that you need a jet.

If that doesn't work you may to need some mail order prayer cloths. My only other suggestion is to put Neil Diamond's Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show on the stereo and go by a lottery ticket.