11) Poorly tuned guitars and users of said guitars who do not notice the guitars are out of tune and/or who lack the ability to play the most basic of songs. Your faith and efforts are admirable but some minimal level of preparation and competence is necessary.
I chuckle a bit at this because I do not appreciate the guitar music at Catholic mass.
I am guessing that you don’t mean this seriously because while I agree, I wouldn’t let it keep me from attending church.