Macedo’s sect is one of the main destinations for fallen away Catholics in Brazil. His mixture of Pentecostalism, prosperity gospel and outright hucksterism is apparently considered to be an improvement over Catholicism in some quarters, if Freeper delight over Catholicism’s current decline in Central and South America is any indication.
Service attendees to hear Macedo also get a special treat at the end of his Massservice money raisers missions. And when the BASKET comes around and you left your wallet home, RIP OFF those rings, bracelets, necklaces, earrings and other gold baubles and GIVE'EM up.
They can check the bottom of their seat. If there is a
STAR under their seat they win $5.00;
PICKLE under their seat they win a hamburger, with fries, and can put the pickle in their burger;
PHOTO of Raquel Welch under their seat they win a butt-lift;
PHOTO of Daniel Craig under their seat they win a .007 license to kill;
CRACKER under their seat they win a trip to KAINTUCKY;
POTATO under their seat they win a masher;
DIME under their seat they realize that they have a hole in their pocket;
MARKING PEN under their seat they win the right to scrawl PIG on the nearest police station outside wall, without getting into TOO much trouble;
PAN under their seat they win a pot;
TORTILLA under their seat they win a trip to Mexico;
SHOE under their seat they are allowed to sing: shooo fly, don't bother me ♪♫♪♫♪♫
PILLOW under their seat, they realize that they were sitting under the seat...and it's TIME TO GO HOME.