Those monks sure know how to trap a person into becoming Catholic.
I never got there during my Army tours in Germany, although I took many trips to Belgium. But spent those walking WWII battlegrounds & Waterloo. Got my Belgian beer at the places I stayed or had meals.
It's not too late!! St. Joseph's Abbey is nearby in Massachusetts.
Orval Trappist Brewery is in the southeast corner of Belgium, not too far from Luxembourg. It’s in the Battle of the Bulge area. Americans sure are welcome there.