[Sheapdog]

I think these guys might be guilty of some personality disorders but they seemed to be okay on the majors just off on a lot of minors. I don’t dare presume to know where they are now but I think they might well be in Heaven. I’ve heard all the rumors surrounding these men but one can’t say that many people were not blessed by their actions and words at least from a distance through their TV ministries. Now someone like Warren - He needs some prayer and Holy Spirit led guidance as he seems to be leading people into a NWO ecumenical false church as far as I’m concerned.

[Phillipian]

He oversaw the preaching of another gospel. I don’t speculate on his present location, but I wouldn’t mess with changing the truth of the Bible.

[Elsie]

I think these guys might be guilty of some personality disorders but they seemed to be okay on the majors just off on a lot of minors.

Who ain't???

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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

 

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

He said, "Like what?"

 

I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?"

He said, "Religious."

 

I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

He said, "Christian."

 

I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

He said, "Protestant."

 

I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

He said, "Baptist!"

 

I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of GOD or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

He said, "Baptist Church of GOD!"

 

I said, "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of GOD, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of GOD?"

He said,"Reformed Baptist Church of GOD!"

 

I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1915?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of GOD, reformation of 1915!"

 

I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

-- Emo Phillips