[markomalley]

You've been warned.

[WildHighlander57]

My answer to satire

@#$% !!!

[cloudmountain]

Hahaha.

The Brits DO make so many movies, especially old ones, that when there ISN'T a Brit accent, I wonder.

[Joe 6-pack]

There was a semi-tongue in cheek episode of the X-Files titled "The Lazarus Bowl," that was built on (what I thought was) a pretty cool premise: as Christ spoke the words resurrecting Lazarus, a potter nearby was forming a bowl and the words were recorded a la a phonograph...

[ConorMacNessa]

A base canard! Everyone knows that Jesus was a Celt and Judas was British!



"Dia shábháil ar fad anseo!"

Genuflectimus non ad principem sed ad Principem Pacis!

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[gop4lyf]

Found it... http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaeoacoustics

“A 2000 episode of The X-Files, “Hollywood A.D.”, features “The Lazarus Bowl”, a mythical piece of pottery reputed to have recorded on it the words that Jesus Christ spoke when he raised Lazarus from the dead.”

Have it queued up now.

[left that other site]

What I find very interesting is that, among the Roman occupying Forces, the officials spoke with lovely, refined British Accents while the ordinary foot soldiers had Cockney Accents!

(Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
This verbal class distinction by now should be antique.
If you spoke as they do sir, instead of the way you do,
Why you might be occupying Judea too!”

[Ellendra]

Thank you for the warning, there have been too many times when it was hard to tell the difference.

I have always been amazed at how many agave plants and prickly pear cactuses grew in the middle east during Jesus’ time!