[altsehastiin]

I like the occultist parts of xtian scripture. For example, the bit about zombie jesus walking out of his tomb. spooky.

[Jack Hydrazine]

There’s a whole zombie Jesus meme I wasn’t aware of.

[avenir]

Zombies are merely resuscitated humans. Having massive brain damage, but with intensified appetites, they go on to die again at some point.

Jesus was resurrected from the dead, never to die again. Everything that has been made was made through him, including you! So there will be a resurrection of all the dead at some point. “Man is appointed once to die, and after that the judgment.”

[tumblindice]

This poster’s hard-on for Mormons reminds me of my own preternatural fear of nuns.
Do you think Haitian priests give gentle bites to parishioners at communion?

[Elsie]

For example, the bit about zombie jesus walking out of his tomb.

Yeah!

But where is that story recorded, as I've NEVER read it.