[AnAmericanMother]

"I sent Moses and the prophets."

- Our Lord

"I sent you an ambulance, a rowboat, and a helicopter. What were you waiting for?"

- St. Peter

"I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken."

- Oliver Cromwell

[Tax-chick]

From the usage in the final quote, we get that ultimate passive-aggressive Southern lady phrase, “Bless your bowels, honey!”

[Elsie]

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