[raccoonradio]

From the WNEP report:

>>Investigators said Thursday night, they found the priest in a car with the 15-year-old in a parking lot near the tennis courts at Penn State Worthington Scranton campus.

...not again!

[Vigilanteman]

Penn State?

Then it's obviously Joe Paterno's fault.

And since Paterno was a Republican, that make's it George Bush's fault.