“There are three options actually. The best one? KEEP IT ZIPPED UP, ya bone-head.”
True, but there is a subtle game played with the wording. If a man doesn’t want to be a father, everybody says keep it zipped up. Nobody seems to ever give this advice to the women who claim to be caught in the lurch, trying to decide what to do about a pregnancy.
There is this natural assumption that of course women have a right to a sex life without the risk of becoming a parent, but men have to spin the roulette wheel.
There is also the assumption made that both the woman's and the man's clothes fly off whenever they're within 30 feet of each other, and that they're completely helpless to prevent it. If one party keeps their clothes on, it really doesn't matter what the other party does. And if one party gets tired of being (unwillingly) hit in the face with flying clothes, increase the spacing to 30+ feet from the other party, and it'll stop being a problem.