And always make a point to be cleaning your gun when a potential suitor comes to the house to pick up your daughter.
And always make a point to be cleaning your gun when a potential suitor comes to the house to pick up your daughter.
Tell him you “have a backhoe and 20 acres and they’ll never find your body”.
As a twenty-ish guy, I would find that pretty underwhelming. Throw in some facepaint, some kind of medieval horse-gutting device and a bottle of strong alchohol on the table beside you and I might be a little perturbed. A little.
A friend of mine married a widow with twin daughters. Around age 13 one of them brought a boy home. Daryl took the young man into his home office where his .44 mag was laying on the desk. He explained that he could shoot the balls off a fly at 30 feet with it and asked the young man to imagine what it could do to him at the same distance.
He told me that his step daughter wasn't real happy with him, but he got over real quick.