Where does one even find medieval horse-gutting devices? I only have ones for humans.
I had a great reputation while my stepdaughter was in school. Unfortunately her grandparents were big time enablers of her delinquency. They would let her stay out all night and do whatever she wanted to and give her a hundred dollar bill anytime she was low on money. She was seeing this little thug wannabe. I busted them, found out where the punk's parents lived via the Internet and went over to pay them a visit. Judging from arrest records,they were the same kind of trash as their son. I just about knocked the door off the hinges to summon their attention. When the door was answered, I just started ripping into the two that came to the door. Once I finished my rant to my satisfaction, one of them pointed across the street and meekly said, “they live over there.” Kinda took a little wind out of my sails for my next performance but I successfully got my point across and they never saw each other again.
Of course I went rounds time and again with her and her grandparents but that was not nearly as funny as what happened that day. In the end, she turned out good.
