[muawiyah]

Or, he's not as physically sound as some folks image (he's in his mid 70s already), or he's caught up in the excitement and anxiety surrounding his newjob and simply forgot, or ~ my own favorite ~ he's actually a Protestant ~

Failure to conform to forms isn't necessarily a spiritual failing ~

[Mr. Jeeves]

or ~ my own favorite ~ he's actually a Protestant ~

If you see Joel Osteen subbing for him one Sunday, you'll know. :)