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1 posted on 02/24/2013 3:39:07 PM PST by ReformationFan
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I hear the Admin Moderator is up for the job.

Pope Zotius.


2 posted on 02/24/2013 3:57:50 PM PST by bigheadfred
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Glad to see this is satire.

Not for us to choose. All we can do is pray.


3 posted on 02/24/2013 4:07:03 PM PST by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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Pope Josey Wales I


4 posted on 02/24/2013 4:08:39 PM PST by Rashputin (Jesus Christ doesn't evacuate His troops, He leads them to victory.)
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Hey, RF, I think it's pretty good even though the gal-person talked so fast I didn't understand one word she said (I do have a hearing disability) (for real) and yet I could GUESS what she was saying, despite total lack of facial expression, gesture, or body language. Let's see if I got this right:

1. You gonna go on being uptight shrivel-ass celibate male sexists, or you gonna have women priests?

2. Abortion-contraception-sodomy-fornication-divorce/remarriage, embryo-cannibalism, and you can pick one of your "traditional" Sacraments to round it out to seven. OK?

3 Blah-blah global warming, inclusion diversity sustainability, small carbon footprint, eat the rich, beat and strip the middle class, infantilize/brutalize the poor, social justice (but I repeat myself), stop being mean and just give Israel to the Palestinians, and while you're at it, give Italy to North Africa. OK?

#4, after the break, was probably quite a doozy, but it must have been something like, "Stop worshipping Jesus, he is offensive to Gaia because he was a MAN! OK?"

:oP

Did I come close?

6 posted on 02/24/2013 5:17:20 PM PST by Mrs. Don-o ("In Christ we form one body, and each member belongs to all the others." Romans 12:5)
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Pope Pompous.


13 posted on 02/24/2013 5:42:24 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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Vote for Pedro.


14 posted on 02/24/2013 5:49:55 PM PST by BipolarBob (Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor.)
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To: ReformationFan; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

My best pal’s brother is a Cardinal, and he promised him to send texts during potty breaks when the Conclave meets.


15 posted on 02/24/2013 5:54:04 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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LOL! My husband, 25 yr. old daughter and I got a kick out of that!


16 posted on 02/24/2013 6:56:23 PM PST by SuziQ
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The female character in the video nailed the character of 90% of the Catholics I knew during my 20 year stay in the not-so-great state of Massachusetts, including my ex wife and her siblings and parents.
18 posted on 02/25/2013 5:39:57 AM PST by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51. Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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