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1 posted on 11/05/2012 8:04:22 AM PST by marshmallow
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I don't think Jesus is eligible due to where he was born...

...oh...wait...

...never mind.
2 posted on 11/05/2012 8:08:36 AM PST by j_k_l
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When the pogroms come I’ll push him to the front of the line then stand behind him just to make sure he goes first. /sarcasm


4 posted on 11/05/2012 8:09:48 AM PST by Frapster (There you go again....)
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Why don’t they just write in “Jim Jones?” It will have the same effect...


5 posted on 11/05/2012 8:10:00 AM PST by Cowboy Bob (Greed + Envy = Liberalism)
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Thank you.

- Barak Obama


7 posted on 11/05/2012 8:10:07 AM PST by traumer
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Go to Hell, Bill.


8 posted on 11/05/2012 8:10:44 AM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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This Christian is not this stupid. The choice is between Romney and Obama. I take Romney.


9 posted on 11/05/2012 8:10:53 AM PST by Conservativegreatgrandma
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Sounds like a David Axelrod Skunkworks Operation of the highest magnitude to me.

If Jesus eschewed earthly power when he was here walking amongst us he sure as heck is not running for POTUS.


10 posted on 11/05/2012 8:11:39 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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*groan*

Jesus Christ is the Lord of Glory, King of Kings and Lord of Lords. He sits at the Right hand side of the Almighty God and will return to this earth in power and glory.

Now, why He would want such a DEMOTION as President of this nation?


11 posted on 11/05/2012 8:12:11 AM PST by Sister_T
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This is how obammy wins.


13 posted on 11/05/2012 8:14:17 AM PST by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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Beyond stupid


14 posted on 11/05/2012 8:16:39 AM PST by sonic109 (The 1st Revolution was about taxes ..the 2nd one will be also)
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Lemme guess... he’s one of those preachers who doesn’t like “religion,” too.


15 posted on 11/05/2012 8:21:58 AM PST by dangus
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This will not hurt Romney. Anyone that stupid to let someone talk them into voting for Jesus was probably going to vote for Obama.


16 posted on 11/05/2012 8:22:34 AM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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Evangelist Claims 1.6 Million Christians Will Write in ‘Jesus Christ’ for President on Tuesday

And the lefty's said they would have a "Million Muppet March" in DC on Saturday. I doubt this kook charlatan gets 100 people to waste their vote....

17 posted on 11/05/2012 8:23:00 AM PST by apillar
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What an idiot


18 posted on 11/05/2012 8:25:31 AM PST by Uncle Chip
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“Former” con man, convicted of insider trading, for which he served three years... Went to Ohio State to learn to become a preacher... Featured repeat guest on the Howard Stern show... calls homosexuality “no worse than gluttony.”


19 posted on 11/05/2012 8:26:58 AM PST by dangus
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Last time I checked, Jesus had not registered to be on any ballots. He doesn’t want the job.


21 posted on 11/05/2012 8:32:55 AM PST by mnehring
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Yet another nutcase who thinks he’s acting “for God.”

Yo, Bill... do you really believe God would be favorable to the idea of reelecting someone who wholly and enthusiastically supports the sucking up otherwise viable babies’ brains from the their heads and harvesting of their internal organs?


22 posted on 11/05/2012 8:41:15 AM PST by ScottinVA (Pray hard!)
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Bill, I speak Jesus’ promise over you, that with faith the size of a mustard seed, you will be able to bend over and know yourself.


23 posted on 11/05/2012 8:46:07 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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25 posted on 11/05/2012 8:57:43 AM PST by mnehring
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"While this may seem like a number that is too-good-to-be-true, the evangelist’s web site, LivePrayer.com, has wide reach with 2.4 million subscribers."

Sez who?

26 posted on 11/05/2012 8:58:41 AM PST by circlecity
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