I confess that I cannot. Shockingly, I also cannot find Scripture supporting the eating of Doritos for a snack food, because Doritos, like Mormons, didn't exist 2000 years ago when scripture was written. Yet I have no problem eating Doritos or voting for Mormons, despite not having explicit permission in the bible to do either. Imagine that.
Do you think Doritos are shaped and sort of colored like the devil's ears by accident? And you eat them? You Dorito-lovin' heathen!