I also remember a nasty woman neighbor’s home in Coral Gables (FL) back in the 70s, when she had “MK Rally” mtgs, and the adjoining streets were packed with “pink cars”, making resident parking almost impossible, until the arrogant (and drunk) bitches finally left late at night. Some of those a-holes even parked in our driveways and on our lawns! Local CGPD LEOs wouldn’t do anything, as their own wives were among the bunch at the mtgs.
The neighbor woman told us to *screw-off* when we complained about her guests’ bad parking habits.
Under cover of darkness, we many PO’d neighbors stealthily let air out of their tires and shoved potatoes up their tailpipes, disabling the cars and causing them $$$ in service costs, until she moved the mtgs to a local rented firehall, with its own parking lot.
Problem solved. (Our “step #2” was to set fire to all the cars. Fortunately, we didn’t have to get to that step.)
You mean to say you DIDN’T smear Limberger cheese on the catalytic converters or engine block?
I’m ashamed of you.