Or Utah. With magic underpants, anything is possible.
Wife swapping before its’ time in Utah. We’re always ahead of the curve ping!
Swingers clubs galore in Manti and Ephraim in 1860. (Last night in Ephraim I couldn’t even find a beer. There was one little cutie at the bowling ally though. Didn’t dare ask.)
Bought a cup of coffee across the street from the Temple...Yea...
I think you meant magic pantaloons, yes?