[a fool in paradise]

Their reasoning on behalf of “teh gays” doesn’t explain why they would also support letting single male ministers bang a different woman every week with no hint of scandal.

[muawiyah]

The point is "single" ~ that affects the costs of the ministerial retirement program.

Gays and "singles" ~ all makes dolalrs and sense, eh! (Like that pun?)

they'd be better off selling some of their buildings to the Holy Rollers.