Qu'ran unites Utah Muslims, Christians {Barf alert}

Onislam ^ | 6 May 2011 | onislam

[Utah Binger]

On Thursday, they headed to Salt Lake City’s Wasatch Presbyterian Church

They're going to get even in any way they can. Of course the brethren have also been trying very hard to match cults.

[ConservativeWarrior]

“Thanks for the book. So, tell me again, what is your religion about?”

“I’m sorry, you’ll need to remove your veil, I can’t hear you.”

“Why would you husband mind if you spoke to me?”

“He doesn’t let any of his wives show their face to other men?”

“I think I’ve found the mormon connection.”

[Cronos]

I thought Mormons let their wives fact other men?

[Diamond]

Thanks for the audio links. They are very good.

Cordially,

[aruanan]

Qu'ran unites Utah Muslims, Christians {Barf alert}

Funny, and almost in exactly the same way that the Book of Mormon unites Mormons and Christians.

[aruanan]

Well, both groups do have founders with indistinguishable views of divine sovereignty.

[Alex Murphy]

“[T]he leaders of Wasatch Presbyterian Church who are not afraid of truth wherever it can be found...” ...are probably completely senseless to God’s truth where it can be found - in the Bible. These wolves are leading their sheep into the pit.

Wasatch Presbyterian Church is a member of the PC(USA). No surprise there.

[Cvengr]

Notes on Sharia Law for Non-Muslims:

DON’T.

[Elsie]

On Thursday, they headed to Salt Lake City’s Wasatch Presbyterian Church sharing their luncheon, personal stories and e-mails with Presbyterian women.

DAMN!!

I guess Joseph Smith WAS a true PROPHET!

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http://scriptures.lds.org/en/js_h/1/20#20

    He again forbade me to join with any of them; and many other things did he say unto me, which I cannot write at this time. When I came to myself again, I found myself lying on my back, looking up into heaven. When the light had departed, I had no strength; but soon recovering in some degree, I went home. And as I leaned up to the fireplace, mother inquired what the matter was. I replied, “Never mind, all is well—I am well enough off.” I then said to my mother, “I have learned for myself that Presbyterianism is not true.”

[Elsie]

So a so called Christian Church thinks that truth can be found in the Qur”an?

Are these 'presbyterians' part of the bunch that thinks being a HOMOSEXUAL is ok; or the OTHERS who know what 1 Corinthians 6:9-11 says?

[Elsie]

Everyone KNOWS that wearing a mullet on yer head will make ya CRAZY!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_Square_shooting

[Cronos]

This is what I meant

On Thursday, they headed to Salt Lake City’s Wasatch Presbyterian Church sharing their luncheon, personal stories and e-mails with Presbyterian women.

Each Qur’an had a bookmark insert that reads: "This book was donated by the leaders of Wasatch Presbyterian Church who are not afraid of truth wherever it can be found."

[Cronos]

This is what I meant

On Thursday, they headed to Salt Lake City’s Wasatch Presbyterian Church sharing their luncheon, personal stories and e-mails with Presbyterian women.

Each Qur’an had a bookmark insert that reads: "This book was donated by the leaders of Wasatch Presbyterian Church who are not afraid of truth wherever it can be found."

[dangus]

I heard of one pawn who confused his Bishop with his Queen for a Knight and ended up getting Rooked.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Fools can be found anywhere.

[Cronos]

especially in your anti-semitic cult, eh?

[MarkBsnr]

especially in your anti-semitic cult, eh?

Well, to be fair, they admit Koreans, but hate blacks.

[MarkBsnr]

Each Qur’an had a bookmark insert that reads: “This book was donated by the leaders of Wasatch Presbyterian Church who are not afraid of truth wherever it can be found.”

I'm sure that their "married" homosexual clergy can explain it away.

[MarkBsnr]

Standing ovation, sir. You have hit the nail right on the thumb!!!!

[Elsie]

Google is our friend... (9/11/1857)

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