An atheist chaplain - talk about a do nothing government job!
***An atheist chaplain - talk about a do nothing government job!****
Back when I was in the USAF there was a card you had to fill out if you went to the Chaplain, to account for lost time. We called it the TS card. Tough S#!t. Those cards are no longer used.
It would be the perfect thing for atheists in the military. Give them to each chaplain to give to the atheists who come whine to them.