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Didn't Do Your Homework
SL City Weekly ^ | Feb 15, 2011 | Julie L. Taggart

Posted on 02/19/2011 8:55:33 PM PST by Jules8

Didn't Do Your Homework By City Weekly Readers

Praise to City Weekly for its willingness to inform the world of The Sealed Portion when The Salt Lake Tribune and the Deseret News wouldn’t touch it with a 10-foot pole [“Sealed Fate,” Jan. 27, City Weekly]. But what a disservice Stephen Dark does to readers, the LDS community and the world for mocking the man who holds the only solution that could end the worldwide economic crisis.

In preparation for the story, Dark was invited to peruse Human Reality: Who We Are and Why We Exist or find a flaw, if he could, in the comprehensive but simple plan that claims to eliminate poverty and inequality around the world, virtually overnight and in perpetuity. Either one of those pursuits, despite his atheistic and anti-religious views or personal contempt for the translator, had he kept an open mind, would have convinced him of the authenticity of his appointment and the realization that this is not another religion. It sets people free from the need to join with, follow, worship or trust anyone but oneself.

Tragically, the assignment to do his homework and present it with objectivity wasn’t deemed significant enough for what I believe will one day prove to be the story of the century—especially in a state filled with people too intimidated to read anything but Deseret Book’s “priestcraft” wares.

However, if you wanted more relevant sensationalism, you might have compared Christopher Nemelka’s works, all transparent and free, to the LDS Church that refuses to disclose its income to its own members (who can “rob the storehouse” except those who hold the keys to the coffers?). Or asked why engraved images are erected atop all its temples in violation of the Ten Commandments? Or why it sets up businesses (temples) around the world, then sends in its sales force (missionaries) to convince people they can’t have their Family Forever unless they pay 10 percent of their gross income to gain entrance? Why does the church build a multibillion-dollar mall but give a pittance of its gross income to help the poor and needy? As if that weren’t enough, the church continually hails its good deeds abroad despite President Thomas Monson’s own talk “See Thou Tell No One” on giving anonymously (Ensign June 1992).

LDS leaders, with the utilization of their contacts, resources and influence around the world, could partner with the Worldwide United Foundation to implement the plan that would restore peace (and prosperity) on earth, good will toward (all) men—but for their hubris. Except that they “become as little children” with the humility and accept that this Divine Plan could not, did not and never will come through them, the world will continue to know poverty, destitution, starvation, war, crime and terrorism.

Nemelka will hold a free symposium on March 19, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., at the Salt Lake City Public Library auditorium, for those who dare to think for themselves—all are invited to attend. Who can answer any question or solve any mystery with reality and common sense to the understanding of a little child?

Pile that wood high, then douse it in water and prove you now herewith ye cowards, who dare not show your face, even en masse with all the brethren and your experts by your side, before this one man, who alone can withstand the force of a hurricane, the fierceness of many lions, or the hottest furnace, yet remain unscathed?

Julie L. Taggart


TOPICS: Current Events; Other Christian; Skeptics/Seekers
KEYWORDS: christopher; goldplates; inman; nemelka; sealedportion
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1 posted on 02/19/2011 8:55:36 PM PST by Jules8
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"In preparation for the story, [SLT writer Stephen Dark] was invited to peruse Human Reality: Who We Are and Why We Exist or find a flaw, if he could, in the comprehensive but simple plan that claims to eliminate poverty and inequality around the world, virtually overnight and in perpetuity. Either one of those pursuits, despite his atheistic and anti-religious views or personal contempt for the translator, had he kept an open mind, would have convinced him of the authenticity of his appointment and the realization that this is not another religion. It sets people free from the need to join with, follow, worship or trust anyone but oneself.... ....

....However, if you wanted more relevant sensationalism, you might have compared Christopher Nemelka’s works, all transparent and free, to the LDS Church that refuses to disclose its income to its own members (who can “rob the storehouse” except those who hold the keys to the coffers?). Or asked why engraved images are erected atop all its temples in violation of the Ten Commandments? Or why it sets up businesses (temples) around the world, then sends in its sales force (missionaries) to convince people they can’t have their Family Forever unless they pay 10 percent of their gross income to gain entrance? Why does the church build a multibillion-dollar mall but give a pittance of its gross income to help the poor and needy?...

"....Pile that wood high, then douse it in water and prove you now herewith ye cowards, who dare not show your face, even en masse with all the brethren and your experts by your side, before this one man, who alone can withstand the force of a hurricane, the fierceness of many lions, or the hottest furnace, yet remain unscathed?"

See related thread:
Sealed Fate (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints)

2 posted on 02/19/2011 9:02:55 PM PST by Alex Murphy ("Posting news feeds, making eyes bleed, he's hated on seven continents")
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To: All
More related links:
The Sealed Portion - The Final Testament of Jesus Christ [Paperback] on Amazon.com
The Sealed Portion homepage
A Marvelous Work and A Wonder website, home to The Worldwide United Foundation
YouTube video introducing The Worldwide United Foundation
Justia.com entry re the assault/libel/slander lawsuit filed by Christopher Nemelka, against the Corporation of the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints in 2007

Lastly, this final note was posted to the Yahoo newsgroup LDSGroups, explaining how all the above interrelate to each other, and was purportedly written by Christopher Nemelka in 2009:

To All Those Concerned:

(Also to those who run the websites associated with this work, as well as all of you who help with this work in other ways. Please do what you need to in order to have all websites reflect the following:)

In the near future, this work will be legally associated with a LEGAL PURPOSE TRUST in the State of Idaho called:

MARVELOUS WORK AND A WONDER, a soon to be U.S. "trademarked" name.

Everything that has to do with me and this work will fall under this name.

The Worldwide United Foundation (WUF), which is also a "trademarked" name, is a part of this MARVELOUS WORK AND A WONDER. The WUF as a sole, legal entity no longer exists as a corporation or any other entity associated with our government.

This MARVELOUS WORK AND A WONDER has nothing to do with any government, religion, or group. It is directed by Advanced Human Beings and four semi-mortal men, John, also known as the Beloved, Timothy, Mathoni, and Mathonihah, also known as "the Three Nephites." Christopher Marc Nemelka is their mortal contact regarding this work.

It can properly be called an "organization," but only because the specific parts that make up this work are "organized" under one specific PURPOSE.

This purpose is:

To make available to the people of the Earth all of the truths given through Christopher Marc Nemelka (known only as Christopher) by the Advanced Creators of this solar system.

These truths are exclusive and are made up of the following:

The MARVELOUS WORK AND A WONDER can be accessed online through the following domain names: (NOTE to Sue K.: Make the following part of the "Contact" information on the official websites, both WUF and TSP)

www.thesealedportion.com
www.marvelousworkandwonder.com
www.marvelousworkandwonder.org

The books associated with this work can be read free of charge on these websites.

The official MAILING address for the MARVELOUS WORK AND A WONDER is now:

P.O. Box 572565
Salt Lake City, Utah 84157-2565

Any correspondence associated with this MARVELOUS WORK AND A WONDER can be sent to this address.

Any contributions (gifts) that one is willing to "gift" to this work should be sent to this address.

(This work is NOT a charity or an organization that accepts or solicits donations. However, a person, so desiring, can help with this work by sending a check or money order to this address, made out to MARVELOUS WORK AND A WONDER [this is a temporary legal "Assumed Name" entity established in the State of Utah until the Idaho trust is officially in place]. On your check or money order, one MUST WRITE "GIFT" as these "gifts" are NOT tax deductible! Sending a "gift" is akin to walking up to Christopher in person and putting an undisclosed value of coin or tender in his bag to assist him and those others associated with this MARVELOUS WORK AND A WONDER. Don't expect Christopher to ask or solicit for a "gift." There is no tender value associated with a person obtaining the extraordinary truths of this MARVELOUS WORK AND A WONDER. They are free to all!)

The WUF is no longer accepting donations, as it is no longer a legal entity, but falls exclusively under this MARVELOUS WORK AND A WONDER. However, a "pizza and a movie" should still remain as an incentive to support this work. :-) )

CONTACT PERSONS AND INFORMATION

Julie L. Taggart - Public Relations Director, jlt1920@...; (801) 577-1928

John D. Lopez - 1st Assistant to Ms. Taggart, johndlopez1@...; (559) 301-9296

Dominic Larkin - 2nd Assistant to Ms. Taggart, iamintheuniverse@...: (801) 372-3360

John Roh - Information and Technical Assistance, myglobalneighbors@...: (440) 821-1750

Bill Witt - Information and Technical Assistance, willwitt@...

Sue Kammerman - Webmaster, jonsuey@...;

Rodney J. Vessels - Legal Counsel, rvessels@...; (612) 671-2237

All inquires into this work or into my personal life must go through Julie Taggart or one of her assistants. Any public or private meetings must be arranged through Ms. Taggart. Please do not ask legal advice of Rod Vessels, for he will not assist you in any matter. He is my personal attorney only.

I take full personal responsibility for this MARVELOUS WORK AND A WONDER.

Let the enemies of this work come after me as they will.

This work stands on its own.

It is the REAL TRUTH. The ONLY TRUTH!

And in the end, it will stand in judgment of all those who fought it, rejected it, or refused to support it.

--Christopher M. Nemelka


3 posted on 02/19/2011 9:30:12 PM PST by Alex Murphy ("Posting news feeds, making eyes bleed, he's hated on seven continents")
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ALL: If you want more info on some background re: the bru-ha-ha here...go to this newly posted piece:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/2676728/posts by Mormon columnist Doug Gibson.

Great cartoon that the Ogden Standard-Examiner ran to accompany Gibson's column!

Essentially, almost 80-year-old Ida Smith, a descendent of Joseph Smith's brother, Hyrum Smith...well, here, let me just quote Gibson from the above-linked column:

Smith, a former head of the BYU Women’s Research Institute, has rejected her church, given her home and many possessions to Nemelka, and was excommunicated from the LDS Church in 2008. One incident that may have prompted the excommunication was Smith taping a conversation she had with LDS Apostle Jeffrey Holland, who tried to talk her out of following Nemelka, who proclaims the usual — multiple revelations and claims that the current LDS Church is in apostasy, etc. Nemelka, who has a criminal record, seems a hustler to me, but he obviously appeals to an elderly woman who never married and seems to have slipped into very eccentric behavior. According to the article, Nemelka has at least 80 followers of his “restored” sealed plates version of the Book of Mormon.

4 posted on 02/19/2011 11:52:43 PM PST by Colofornian
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To: Jules8; Godzilla; greyfoxx39; aMorePerfectUnion; ejonesie22; SZonian; reaganaut; All
From the article...writer claims...
[1] ... you might have compared Christopher Nemelka’s works, all transparent and free, to the LDS Church that refuses to disclose its income to its own members (who can “rob the storehouse” except those who hold the keys to the coffers?)

Hmm...why does the Mormon church refrain from open financial accountability?

[2] Or asked why engraved images are erected atop all its temples in violation of the Ten Commandments?

Hmmm...you mean...like all the pentagrams??? See The Nauvoo Pentagrams

[3] Or why it sets up businesses (temples) around the world, then sends in its sales force (missionaries) to convince people they can’t have their Family Forever unless they pay 10 percent of their gross income to gain entrance?

Hmmm...interesting question...one that the Inmans have raised MANY times on FR. Not only is their "Forever Family" dependent upon the tithe, but even getting to see your daughter or son get married in that biz-temple! (Kind of reminds you of the sale of indulgences at its worst peak!)

[4] Why does the church build a multibillion-dollar mall but give a pittance of its gross income to help the poor and needy?

Ah...Godzilla has especially done a good job raising this issue on FR -- along with a few other FREEPERS. They've been good at even specifics. Perhaps they can repeat those specifics or link to those threads where it was discussed.

[5] As if that weren’t enough, the church continually hails its good deeds abroad despite President Thomas Monson’s own talk “See Thou Tell No One” on giving anonymously (Ensign June 1992).

Hmmm...not the first time I've seen that issue raised, either. The Inmans have been all over that!

Seems like the immoral foibles of the Lds general authorities have become quite transparent both in Salt Lake City and now the rest of the world...in part, thanks to the Internet!

5 posted on 02/20/2011 12:17:03 AM PST by Colofornian
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From your citation: The translation of the sealed portion of the gold plates which were first given to Joseph Smith Jr. in 1827 by an advanced human being named, Moroni.

Joseph Smith says this dead guy, Moroni, popped up and appeared unto him...[you see, Moroni wasn't your average "angel"...Smith says he was a dead man...kind of eerie thinking that Mormonism was jumpstarted by an entity who was in effect claiming to be a ghost...which now this "new" Mormon prophet, Nemelka, says was "an advanced human being"... Mormonism and all of its offshoots becomes more like Scientology every day!!!]

In fact, we just happen to have an FR thread showing the many links and similarities 'tween Mormonism and Scientology...
Similarities between Mormonism and Scientology
...kind of makes ya wonder if it was the same demonic crew that thought up both of them, doesn't it?

Even those "I'm a Mormon" marketed commercials are essential copies of similar ads started by Scientology!

6 posted on 02/20/2011 12:28:36 AM PST by Colofornian
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From the Salt Lake City Weekly article by Stephen Dark as he wrote about Joseph Smith's brother's descendent reading a book by a "new" Mormon prophet, Nemelka:
A burning in Ida Smith’s bosom leads her to Christopher Nemelka’s new spiritual order:

Ida Smith nevertheless had an intense, life-changing reaction when she read the book. She devoured it over six weeks, in the process emptying two boxes of tissues and several red ballpoint pens as she wept and underlined page after page of scripture. The voice of the Mormon angel Moroni “was unmistakable,” she later wrote. By the time she had finished the book, “my entire worldview had been forever changed.” It revealed to her what she had suspected since her youth: that the LDS Church was fallible and unnecessary, and that its prophets since Joseph Smith had been in name only.

Ah, so that's it! These Lds "prophets" are PINOS! (Prophets In Name Only!) And it took the former head of the BYU Women's Research Institute, a direct descendent of one of the men that ALL Mormons who make the pilgrimage to the Carthage jail, honor...Hyrum Smith!)

So, apparently, this Nemelka fella...has "translated" the "sealed portion" of the Book of Mormon.

And Ida Smith has proclaimed, per this article, that The voice of the Mormon angel Moroni “was unmistakable!!!

(Sounds to me like ALL Mormons need to apply their own "prayer test" to Nemelka's "revelation of the sealed portion of the Book of Mormon." If they don't, and if they've ever challenged anybody to pray about the Book of Mormon, then they are outright two-faced hypocrites!)

So, I guess, once Mormons pray about Nemelka's revelations, if they get a bosom burning, they, too, need to follow Ida Smith's lead...and leave the church! IF...that is, a burning bosom was ever enough to determine truth. And if it's that fallable...they need to leave the church, anyway...only NOT for Nemelka's latest sham....

7 posted on 02/20/2011 1:31:21 AM PST by Colofornian
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To: Jules8
In preparation for the story, Dark was invited to peruse Human Reality: Who We Are and Why We Exist or find a flaw, if he could, in the comprehensive but simple plan that claims to eliminate poverty and inequality around the world, virtually overnight and in perpetuity.

Homework follows:
 
 
 
Deuteronomy 15:11
For the poor will never cease to be in the land; therefore I command you, saying, 'You shall freely open your hand to your brother, to your needy and poor in your land.'
 
Matthew 26:11
"For you always have the poor with you; but you do not always have Me."
 
Mark 14:7
"For you always have the poor with you, and whenever you wish you can do good to them; but you do not always have Me."

John 12:8
"For you always have the poor with you, but you do not always have Me."

8 posted on 02/20/2011 3:38:18 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Alex Murphy

The translation of the sealed portion of the gold plates which were first given to Joseph Smith Jr. in 1827 by an advanced human being named, Moroni. Joseph was commanded to translate the unsealed portion of the said plates. Exactly 150 years later, Joseph Smith, then an advanced human being, gave the same plates to Christopher, instructing him to translate the sealed portion of these plates.


9 posted on 02/20/2011 3:42:30 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Alex Murphy
This work stands on its own.

It is the REAL TRUTH. The ONLY TRUTH!

And in the end, it will stand in judgment of all those who fought it, rejected it, or refused to support it.

--Christopher M. Nemelka

 

 

That's a mighty proud boast, son!

10 posted on 02/20/2011 3:44:20 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Colofornian
One incident that may have prompted the excommunication was Smith taping a conversation she had with LDS Apostle Jeffrey Holland, who tried to talk her out of following Nemelka, who proclaims the usual — multiple revelations and claims that the current LDS Church is in apostasy, etc. Nemelka, who has a criminal record, seems a hustler to me, but he obviously appeals to an elderly woman who never married and seems to have slipped into very eccentric behavior.

What?

EVERYone knows that 'revelations' ONLY come through the Living Prophet® - GOD's ONLY spokesman on earth that speaks for HIM!

--MormonDude(Say something Tom; ANYTHING, and we faithful will DO it!)

11 posted on 02/20/2011 3:47:26 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Colofornian
One incident that may have prompted the excommunication was Smith taping a conversation she had with LDS Apostle Jeffrey Holland, who tried to talk her out of following Nemelka, who proclaims the usual — multiple revelations and claims that the current LDS Church is in apostasy, etc.

You folks think we'd have the entire downtown of SLC today; if we STILL practiced what we preached??

--MormonDude(D&C 132 followers can get EXCOMMUNICATED!!! ooops)

12 posted on 02/20/2011 3:50:12 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Colofornian
A burning in Ida Smith's bosom leads her to Christopher Nemelka's new spiritual order:
 

Well BIBLE students; is the above BIBLICAL or not??
 
 
 
 

Luke 24:13-35 (King James Version)

 13And, behold, two of them went that same day to a village called Emmaus, which was from Jerusalem about threescore furlongs.

 14And they talked together of all these things which had happened.

 15And it came to pass, that, while they communed together and reasoned, Jesus himself drew near, and went with them.

 16But their eyes were holden that they should not know him.

 

 17And he said unto them, What manner of communications are these that ye have one to another, as ye walk, and are sad?

 18And the one of them, whose name was Cleopas, answering said unto him, Art thou only a stranger in Jerusalem, and hast not known the things which are come to pass there in these days?

 19And he said unto them, What things? And they said unto him, Concerning Jesus of Nazareth, which was a prophet mighty in deed and word before God and all the people:

 20And how the chief priests and our rulers delivered him to be condemned to death, and have crucified him.

 21But we trusted that it had been he which should have redeemed Israel: and beside all this, to day is the third day since these things were done.

 22Yea, and certain women also of our company made us astonished, which were early at the sepulchre;

 23And when they found not his body, they came, saying, that they had also seen a vision of angels, which said that he was alive.

 24And certain of them which were with us went to the sepulchre, and found it even so as the women had said: but him they saw not.

 25Then he said unto them, O fools, and slow of heart to believe all that the prophets have spoken:

 26Ought not Christ to have suffered these things, and to enter into his glory?

 

 27And beginning at Moses and all the prophets, he expounded unto them in all the scriptures the things concerning himself.

 28And they drew nigh unto the village, whither they went: and he made as though he would have gone further.

 29But they constrained him, saying, Abide with us: for it is toward evening, and the day is far spent. And he went in to tarry with them.

 30And it came to pass, as he sat at meat with them, he took bread, and blessed it, and brake, and gave to them.

 31And their eyes were opened, and they knew him; and he vanished out of their sight.

 

 32And they said one to another, Did not our heart burn within us, while he talked with us by the way, and while he opened to us the scriptures?

 33And they rose up the same hour, and returned to Jerusalem, and found the eleven gathered together, and them that were with them,

 34Saying, The Lord is risen indeed, and hath appeared to Simon.

 35And they told what things were done in the way, and how he was known of them in breaking of bread.            (NOT from any BURNING!)


13 posted on 02/20/2011 3:58:38 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Colofornian
And Ida Smith has proclaimed, per this article, that The voice of the Mormon angel Moroni “was unmistakable”!!!
 
Sigh...
 
All of this confusion could have been avoided, if ONLY the Prophet's INSTRUCTIONS had been followed!
 



Instructions given by Joseph Smith:

          "Doctrine & Covenants" Section 129:
1  There are two kinds of beings in heaven, namely: Angels, who are resurrected personages, having bodies of flesh and bones;
2  For instance, Jesus said: Handle me and see, for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have. 
3  Secondly: the spirits of just men made perfect, they who are not resurrected, but inherit the same glory. 
When a messenger comes saying he has a message from God, offer him your hand and request him to shake hands with you. 
5  If he be an angel he will do so, and you will feel his hand. 
If he be the spirit of a just man made perfect he will come in his glory; for that is the only way he can appear;
7  Ask him to shake hands with you, but he will not move, because it is contrary to the order of heaven for a just man to deceive; but he will still deliver his message. 
8  If it be the devil as an angel of light, when you ask him to shake hands he will offer you his hand, and you will not feel anything; you may therefore detect him. 
9  These are three grand keys whereby you may know whether any administration is from God.

Joseph Smith, Nauvoo, Illinois, February 9, 1843. History of the Church 5:267. 


14 posted on 02/20/2011 4:01:14 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Colofornian
If they don't, and if they've ever challenged anybody to pray about the Book of Mormon, then they are outright two-faced hypocrites!)

No need to 'pray' about the BoM; 'cause ANYone who reads it should come away KNOWING the TRUTHfulness of it!

--MormonDude(What you should PRAY about is the Book of ABRAHAM!)

15 posted on 02/20/2011 4:03:00 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Colofornian
 
WAIT!
 
Did I just type that?
 
 I have a TESTIMONY that the BoA is true.   TRUE, I tell you!!!)

16 posted on 02/20/2011 4:05:25 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie
 

Let's try again..........
 

The translation of the sealed portion of the gold plates which were first given to Joseph Smith Jr. in 1827 by an advanced human being named, Moroni. Joseph was commanded to translate the unsealed portion of the said plates.

Exactly 150 years later (1997), Joseph Smith, then an advanced human being, gave the same plates to Christopher, instructing him to translate the sealed portion of these plates.



JESUS: Hey Smith!  Remember that boast you made about doing more than even I had done to hold the 'church' together?

JOSEPH SMITH: Where am I?

JESUS: Don't you remember? A few seconds ago you were in that jail.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah; but where am I NOW?

JESUS: Don't you remember? Does bang - bang ring a bell?

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh; yeah - that crummy gun I had was about USELESS!

JESUS: I hope you left instructions on how to hold your church together.

JOSEPH SMITH: Dang! I knew there was SOMETHING I was forgetting!

JESUS: Looks like there's a power struggle going on down there.

JOSEPH SMITH: Yeah; there was always SOMEone who wanted the power that I held - especially over the LADIES - wink wink.

JESUS: No need to worry about that now; remember what my friend Matthew wrote down?

JOSEPH SMITH: This? “At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” (Matthew 22:30)

JESUS: That's it.

JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.

JESUS: Nah - it was right.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh well; it was fun while it lasted. My buds will still get it on with the girls.

JESUS: Uh; I'm sorry; in just a few more years; your followers will cavein to the United States government and abandon the 'Eternal Covenant' that you came up with.

JOSEPH SMITH: ME!? YOU are the one that told me to do that!

JESUS: Sorry; but you must have mistranslated what I told you. What part of Do NOT commit ADULTERY did you not understand?

JOSEPH SMITH: mumble....

JESUS: What did you say?

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, nothing.

JESUS: Well; it was interesting talking to you; but now I must get back to perparing a place for those who believe in Me.

JOSEPH SMITH: Oh, yeah; the Celestial Kingdom.

JESUS: No...

JOSEPH SMITH: The Telestial one?

JESUS: Nope.

JOSEPH SMITH: SUREly not the TERRESTRIAL one!!

JESUS: Nope. Didn't you read that the mind of man had NOT conceived of it? Paul wrote it down in 1 Corinthians 2:9.

JOSEPH SMITH: I thought that was mistranslated.

JESUS: No; it wasn't.

JOSEPH SMITH: You SURE?

JESUS: Yes. Now I must be going: what did you say your name was again?

JOSEPH SMITH: Joseph Smith.

JESUS: Hmmmm. According to my Heavenly FAITHbook, you didn't sign in as one of my friends - sorry, I never knew you.

JOSEPH SMITH: But....



 


17 posted on 02/20/2011 4:08:12 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie

IB4PDSPAM


18 posted on 02/20/2011 6:37:24 AM PST by Godzilla (3-7-77)
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19 posted on 02/20/2011 7:20:06 AM PST by svcw (God in His own time not ours)
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To: Colofornian
Even those "I'm a Mormon" marketed commercials are essential copies of similar ads started by Scientology!

Under$tandable, given that the father of lie$ i$ behind both $cientology and mormoni$m.

20 posted on 02/20/2011 7:21:15 AM PST by greyfoxx39 ("This administration has turned off America's beacon to the world for freedom and left darkness")
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