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To: WebFocus
Homer Simpson is as Christian as our current president, Obama.

Both throw their lot in with EVERY faith in a "feel good" sense and take home NONE of the messages from ANY faith.

Barack Obama holding his pocket full of idols:

Obama's lucky charms ----^

Homer quotes:

As he's walking into church (in the Simpsons' movie) "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony-baloney god."

8 posted on 10/22/2010 7:49:31 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: a fool in paradise

RE: As he’s walking into church (in the Simpsons’ movie) “Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony-baloney god.”


I saw one episode where Homer actually repented and had the chance to speak to God.

Homer: “Lord, can you tell me what the meaning of life is?”

God: “You’ll know it all when you die”

Homer: “Aww, ‘cmon, why can’t I know now?”

God : “You can’t even wait six months?”


11 posted on 10/22/2010 8:00:03 AM PDT by WebFocus
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To: a fool in paradise

Another Homer quote (when he is stuck on a plane with missionaries to a remote land):

“I don’t even believe in Jeebus!”


13 posted on 10/22/2010 8:12:59 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: a fool in paradise
Homer Simpson is as Christian as our current president, Obama.

How DARE you insult Homer in that fashion.

18 posted on 10/22/2010 10:56:43 AM PDT by markomalley (Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus)
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