Oh, we lived in probably the only house in town that the JW’s avoided.
My Dad was a Baptist preacher and he’d invite them in... told them to only bring in the Bible and leave the other books outside.
Then he’d rip their beliefs into shreds. (using Biblical references, of course.)
Word spread... do NOT go the the First Baptist Church parsonage.
Sounds like my old place in Navarre beach, FL. I was sitting on my porch when two sweet young things (about 18) came up with some pamphlets. I asked if they were "witnessing" (trolling for converts) and they said "yes". I then started in on Sitchin's 12th Planet theories and how we were created by the Nephilim to be their "intelligent mules".
Their eyes got wider and wider with each new portion of his theory. After about five minutes they said, "We have to go now." and flagged down the van that dropped them off. Occasionally I'd see that van go by, but they never dropped anybody off.
Next time, if they're young girls, I'm going to tell them that I am a practicing cannibal who might convert, and wouldn't they please come a little closer? :-)
They stay away from ELSIE’s house, too!