In a manner common to frontier diviners, Joseph put his seer stone into the bottom of a hat and then put his face into the hat -- obscuring all ambient light -- and somehow was able to see something in the stone.
I can see the marquee now:
Men Who Stare at Rocks
Starring George Clooney
20 posted on 11/25/2009 4:45:14 AM PST by Elsie
(Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)