[Jeff Chandler]

I always recommend giving to The Comedian Fund.

Don't forget: contributions to The Comedian Fund are handled through the Jeff Chandler Clearinghouse.

[The Comedian]

Don't forget: contributions to The Comedian Fund are handled through the Jeff Chandler Clearinghouse.

But unfortunately, The Comedian Fund had to recently revoke the charter of the Jeff Chandler Clearinghouse due to the appearance of impropriety relating to representation authority, so direct, online payments to The Comedian Fund are now easy, secure, and encouraged...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.