To: earlJam
Jerry: Hey, George, you know Tim Whatley.
George: Yeah, dentist of the stars.
Jerry: What's up?
Tim: I'll tell you what's up. I'm a Jew.
Jerry: Excuse me?
Tim: I'm a Jew. I finished converting two days ago.
Jerry: Well...(Thinking of something to say)...Welcome aboard.
Tim: Thanks.
15 posted on
03/23/2009 7:51:04 AM PDT by
Alex Murphy
( "Every country has the government it deserves" - Joseph Marie de Maistre)
To: Alex Murphy
Jerry: I have this feeling that he converted to Judaism only for the jokes.
Priest: And this offends you as a Jew?
Jerry: No it offends me as a comedian!
16 posted on
03/23/2009 8:04:38 AM PDT by
earlJam
To: Alex Murphy; earlJam; Gamecock; F15Eagle; MotleyGirl70; Cagey
Gennice: My grandmother died.
Jerry: Oh, I’m so sorry.
Gennice: Oh, it’s okay,
Jerry: So you don’t cry when your grandmother dies? But a hotdog makes you lose control?
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