[End Times Sentinel]

As a believing Catholic, I know that anyone who puts mustard on a hamburger should be rounded up and locked in a death camp. It's the Lord's will after all.

Owl_Eagle

“When the stock market crashed,
Franklin Roosevelt got on the television
and didn’t just talk about
the princes of greed, he said,
‘Look, here’s what happened.’"
-Slow Joe Biden

[AnAmericanMother]

Point of order from inquiring convert:

Is that just Cheap Yellow Mustard, or will Dijon get you the ticket for the boxcar too?

[Responsibility2nd]

Oh Yeah???

Well as an evangelical, I truly believe that anyone who puts mayonnaise on a hamburger is going straight to Hell.

[DManA]

I’m a Lutheran and I agree with you Brother.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I am a Zaist. I worship the almighty God of Pizza. He teaches me that all things are round and good, unless you like Sicilian.

So much better than when I was a Frisbetarian....where you believe that when you die you spend eternity on your neighbors roof.

[Just another Joe]

As a believing Catholic, I know that anyone who puts mustard on a hamburger without any ketchup and pickles to go with it should be rounded up and locked in a death camp. It's the Lord's will after all.

There you go