“The stations, reports Christianity Today, are called “Stations of the Millennium Development Goals”, and the “liturgy” consists of the following “stations”:
Set up for the Liturgy
Designate eight stations around your church.
For each station, have a poster-size paper listing one of the eight MDGs:
MDG 1: Eradicate Extreme Poverty and Hunger
MDG 2: Achieve Universal Primary Education for Children
MDG 3: Promote Gender Equality and Empower Women
MDG 4: Reduce Child Mortality
MDG 5: Improve Maternal Health
MDG 6: Combat HIV/AIDS, Malaria, and Other Diseases
MDG 7: Ensure Environmental Sustainability
MDG 8: Create a Global Partnership for Development”
This is a joke, right?
I was looking for the “Humor” in the keywords. It’s ain’t there.