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Joel Osteen Heresy Gauge
What?..Um - theological satire ^ | August 6th, 2007 | seth

Posted on 10/31/2007 11:48:35 AM PDT by Alex Murphy

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21 posted on 11/01/2007 9:57:40 AM PDT by raygunfan
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To: Alex Murphy

Not funny at all.


22 posted on 11/01/2007 10:01:42 AM PDT by subterfuge (HILLARY IS: She who must not be Dismayed)
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To: Resolute Conservative
What do Mormons believe about Jesus Christ?
23 posted on 11/01/2007 12:14:39 PM PDT by TheDon (The DemocRAT party is the party of TREASON! Overthrow the terrorist's congress!)
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To: pillut48

He’s plastic. Preacher-man Ken.


24 posted on 11/01/2007 12:18:38 PM PDT by Hoodlum91 (I support global warming.)
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To: TheDon

That thread said nothing about the fact they think that Jesus and Lucifer were brothers in heaven, unless I missed it. They in fact were not. Lucifer is a created being and Jesus has always been.


25 posted on 11/01/2007 12:26:54 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Resolute Conservative
Politics aside it takes about 10 minutes worth of reading to understand that Mormons can call themselves Christians but they are not.

My post was in response to the above comment.

26 posted on 11/01/2007 12:32:13 PM PDT by TheDon (The DemocRAT party is the party of TREASON! Overthrow the terrorist's congress!)
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To: TheDon

Thank you. I am sorry if I appeared to be correcting you.


27 posted on 11/01/2007 12:49:20 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: Resolute Conservative
What he is saying about Romney’s beliefs in that he and Romney both worship the same Jesus is heresy. Politics aside it takes about 10 minutes worth of reading to understand that Mormons can call themselves Christians but they are not. Osteen said he had deeply investigated Mormonism, he either lied to sound goo don tv or he is a heretic.Joel Osteen is both ignorant of essential Christian doctrines, that serve as a line of demarcation between Biblical, historic Christianity, and a heretic.

Osteeen denies the Atonement of Christ and teaches a concept of faith that comes straight from the witchcraft of Madame Blavatsky's theosophy, being that faith is a universal force in the universe like gravity, and that you can harness that force, attach it to your words, and use it to create your own reality.

That concept is pure witchcraft.

28 posted on 11/01/2007 3:00:27 PM PDT by Missey_Lucy_Goosey
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To: Saundra Duffy

You forgot the sarcasm tag: /s


29 posted on 11/01/2007 7:38:19 PM PDT by iowamark (FDT: Some think the way to beat the Democrats in November is to be more like them.)
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To: PAR35
"I always admired Dr. Scott. He was honest, he didn't pretend he was doing anything but pocketing the money." He spent a huge amount of money sent to him --without strings attached-- to broadcast the Gospel to the world in radio and TV. He was worthy of his hire. The man was truly gifted by God to open the scriptures and make the scenes and people of the Bible come alive for those paying attention.

Many focus upon the wealth he accumulated. So what? Have you ever viewed the collection of biblical texts he purchased with much of the funds sent to him, and have you listened to him while he expounded the precious value of parallel texts that verify the context and teaching of the Bible? One of the ancillary values of a man like Gene Scott is the opportunity to see a man with his flaws still being the tool of the Almighty. In the end, there is only one like him this side of Paul, who one can rightly surmise opened the Septuagint texts to a lost world, and whom still opens the Gospel of Grace to anyone willing to read.

There are three or four sermons Scott preached that are unrivaled in History! The truths are so clearly revealed that even I could write the message for you at the drop of a hat, like the resurrection sermon he preached every Easter. His teaching in Romans has yet to be fully appreciated. Perhaps Melissa can get it into manuscript form int he not so distant months, for edification of the world.

For the record, Osteen is a conman who may have actually come to believe his own lies. And of course, his prosperity hooey has made him very prosperous. One thinks of that scripture verse about gainign the whole world but losing one's soul. Kind of like the 'purpose driven' wealth of another con artist draped in a false christianity robes.

30 posted on 11/01/2007 8:00:05 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Because they do not wish to be deceived, they cannot be convinced that they are deceived.)
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To: Alex Murphy; GOPPachyderm; TommyDale; Cyrano; shaggy eel; blackie; Gamecock; ...

LOL! Priceless. Someone better ping the Q-man! I’m not gonna...


31 posted on 01/04/2008 10:06:48 AM PST by Terriergal ("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
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To: Terriergal

Osteen has also been criticized for not having any theological training. Osteen has received a BA in television production, but did not study theology or religion in college, and has never attended a Seminary.[18]

From:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Osteen

I’ve never heard of him, so I did a Google.


32 posted on 01/04/2008 10:55:20 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: MHGinTN

You are right about Gene Scott!

He was one of a kind and a superb teacher!


33 posted on 01/04/2008 10:57:46 AM PST by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Terriergal; Quix

For more insight on how to determine the deceptive lies that spew forth from Joel’s mouth, I submit:

http://www.apprising.org/archives/2005/10/joel_osteen_smi.html

and

http://www.oldtruth.com/blog.cfm/id.2.pid.85

It is the nature of deception for the one being deceived to be ignorant of his condition.


34 posted on 01/04/2008 11:02:41 AM PST by Manfred the Wonder Dawg (Test ALL things, hold to that which is True.)
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To: blackie

He can’t preach his way out of a paper bag. May as well replace him with Tony Robbins or Stuart Smalley.


35 posted on 01/04/2008 11:10:33 AM PST by Terriergal ("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
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To: Saundra Duffy
This is horrible, and certainly not funny. This is not satire. This fine young man is a wonderful Christian author and evangelist. Whenever I can catch his program on TV, I watch and pay attention.

Oh well you should probably leave this thread and go make yourself feel better by watching ApostOsteen then because it really is good satire.


36 posted on 01/04/2008 11:16:59 AM PST by Terriergal ("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
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To: Manfred the Wonder Dawg; Quix; Saundra Duffy
Here is another excellent comparison between Paul Washer and Joel Osteen.

posted by Reformation Nation

Paul Washer vs Joel Osteen.

paul-washer.jpgboxing-gloves.jpgjoel-osteen.jpg

Here’s a treat that you are sure to enjoy. Listen to this (9:30) audio clip Paul Washer vs Joel Osteen and see if you can spot a difference in their theologies. Thanks to Way of the Master Radio (WOTM) for putting this audio together (and my wife for finding it).

37 posted on 01/04/2008 11:20:47 AM PST by Terriergal ("I am ashamed that women are so simple To offer war where they should kneel for peace," Shakespeare)
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To: Saundra Duffy

You’re kidding, right?

Osteen is a huckster who would make Elmer Gantry proud.


38 posted on 01/04/2008 11:22:10 AM PST by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: Hoodlum91

HA! Exactly.


39 posted on 01/04/2008 11:47:04 AM PST by GOPPachyderm
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40 posted on 01/04/2008 12:14:23 PM PST by Gamecock (Aaron had what every mega-church pastor craves: a huge crowd that gave freely and lively worship.)
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