Hey Alex,
I've noticed you spend far more time posting articles about the Catholic faith lately than you do the Protestant faith. Don't you think it's about time you drop the pretense and come on over to our side? You know you love us!
Me, swim the Tiber? Not gonna happen, but I appreciate the kind gesture (and the attention). If it makes you feel any better, the Greek Orthodox tried to woo me to their side some time ago, and I turned them down too. And they even had the power of Greek cooking on their side!