[Darteaus94025]

It's the antiquated celibacy rule that forces these poor priests to make these terrible mistakes. The pope needs to:

1) Allow women to become priests.
2) End the celibacy rule.
3) Allow gay marriage.
4) Embrace socialism.

That will cure the Catholic church.

/s

[NYer]

It's the antiquated celibacy rule that forces these poor priests to make these terrible mistakes. The pope needs to:

Oh puhlease!!! Do you need to be reminded of the great scandals of Rev. Jim Bakker or Jimmy Swaggert?

[69ConvertibleFirebird]

Don't forget #5:

5) Be in favor of bestiality (lets not discriminate against other "genetic" conditions...)